Humina, Humina, Humina

a-ooooooga!!








Hello, Oriana here with a little guest blog. I'll be popping in from time to time!Hope you enjoyed the eye candy, Farrah is one of my icons and obviously she is one of the hottest bitches to ever walk the planet earth.

Mastodon

I'm painting a drum set for our host Brann. Hoping to shoot a little progress video. We will see.
I spat my drink out when I saw this.
The best

the films of Jeff Krulik

Used to be you could only find this stuff from a 10th generation video tape passed around amongst friends.
My old Neighbor Jonathan had a very impressive pre Internet VHS collection. I was hipped to this shit back in the 90's sitting around his apartment eating bowls of homemade chili and drinking beers. That was what life was about back then.
I have put together a few Jeff Krulik trailers for you. Enjoy.

(You have all seen this)
‪Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)‬


‪Heavy Metal Picnic‬


Neil Diamond Parking Lot


‪Ernest Borgnine on the Bus‬



‪King of Porn‬

out of the archive

Check out the art of Thom Lessner http://thomlessner.com/paintings/
I have a burning desire for a 20 foot Thin Lizzy painting.

hey dude

My friend Jamin just sent me this.
He wrote:

"Okay. I found a sealed envelope in my
Mom's basement. It was addressed to "the future". This letter was inside it. I don't remember writing it. Funny shit."

sneak peak

I have a solo show June 2012.
The full plan is set in motion, I will announce all the info soon.
I will also be doing little sneak peak clips of the work in the next 10 months.

White Wires California tour

Facebook event here






Sept1 - Oakland http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=240429415992012

Sept2 - LA http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=250095745014604

Sept3 - San Diego http://www.awesomefest5.com/

Sept4 - Fullerton (day show) http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=217854088254802

Sept4 - Fullerton (night show) ??? @ the continental room

WHITE WIRES!!!PERSONAL&THEPIZZAS!!!THE WRONG WORDS!!!OKMONIKS!!!
Location: Thee Parkside
Time: ‎8:30PM Wednesday, August 31st



http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=242700215749220

tonight - alan forbes

If your in San Francisco tonight you had better get your ass over to Alan's art/poster show at Benders

playing the saw san francisco

I saw this old lady playing the saw today at the farmers market. She was playing along to a tape and had a that little puppet dancing on the chair. My hands were full so I didn't hang out. I hope she's there next week.

I'm blowin' lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey's paw in Calcutta..

Some quotes from one the the best cartoons on TV. Metalocalypse being the other BEST cartoon:)
I got this stuff from I LOVE THE VENTURE BROS. facebook page. So go join!


"My dad's lab was like a pharma-chological candy store, so i started real young..Next thing I know, I'm blowin' lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey's paw in Calcutta..now i'm all outta wishes..



-Do we have souls?
-Yeah, not quite souls but that's the general idea. Everything has a soul.
-Crap! So I guess I should become a vegetarian?
-No, like everything living has a soul… even spinach. You can't win.


-Dean, stop riding the perfect man. Brock has to kill him now.
-Aww, can’t we keep him?
-Yeah, Dad, can't we? We’ll feed the perfect man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please?
-No. He’s an abomination.



-Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.
-Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.
-Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
-Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
-Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has gloomy tits!
-It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!
-I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.


-What are you doing to her?
-Um. Giving your robot Chlamydia.


You gotta try this! It feels too good. It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants.

CRUMB

Everybody's favorite little pervert

out of the archive

originally posted on TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 2009



Every once in a while I pull something out of my blogs archive, just for fun.
This week more Frank Frazetta!

customize your records yo!

I just found this record last week in Oklahoma City when I was doing my signing at Size records. It was in the Metal bin. I had to have it for the writing alone.

star wars toys

So Oriana was taking pics of my Star wars toys and said I should do a blog about them. I've had a few film crews in here and for some reason they always shoot the fucking Star Wars toys. It's not a very impressive collection, I mean, I'm not a real Star Wars collector. I know some people with impressive collections that I couldn't hold a candle to. I just kinda always picked it up from time to time, as a kid, thrift stores and flea markets, it's still pretty cheap. Now, the new reissue stuff, the ships in general are amazing!
Full of detail and sound effects. It's all over youtube, people doing video reviews and making customs, it's off the hook.
My friend, artist Frank Kozik is pretty into Star Wars, he's done some amazing customs. I mean amazing, it's some next level shit!
His collection is pretty darn cool to. He understands the ships, design and art direction. The Vader helmet/mask is his. I have to find more of his work, perhaps a future blog post.
Enjoy:)
Vintage SW toys

One of many youtube custom Falcons.

Captain

Hanging out with Oriana and Captain Suds.

creepy tree

Outside my front window, at the top of Mount Davidson sits the creepy tree.
Oriana and I hiked up today with our lazy yet peppy Pug Brock. It was cool to see the tree up close again. I stair at every day.
I love that tree. This is a shot from my front window and one from the top of the mountain looking back down on my house.
I haven't been posting that much in recent months. I've been very busy with work and projects. I will be posting all this new stuff soon and I promis to get back at it with more Customs vans, art, recipes, giveaways and other wird junk!
Thanks

moto

ONE Industries | Dirty Donny // Project Creature from ONE Industries on Vimeo.

Something I did for 1ind. Thanks to The White Wires for letting us use this song!

gypsyhawk

Got this at Size records in Oklahoma City, it' great. The price tag said "Lizzy worship" and the guys at Size said it was a must have for any Lizzy fan.

20 sided

2 new metal flake DD 20 sided die stickers.
You can get 'em at POSTER POP, they should be up real soon.
Or e bay, I will post links later.

Oklahoma City Monster Revolt book signing, this week!

Friday, August 5 · 7:00pm - 10:00pm
Size Records
8915 N. Western Ave.
Oklahoma City, OK


I'm really stoked about this next book signing show. Dustin from Size records really came threw with a flight, hotel and setting me up at his venue. Plus I get to hang with my old buddy Travis.
Here is the facebook group http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=190419284348239

Hey everyone, Dirty Donny will be coming to Oklahoma for a book signing of his new book "Monster Revolt". Donny will be bringing with him tons of sweet screen prints as well as some original sketches. We will be having the signing at size records and he will be vending at the Okie Twist Off the next day. Please stop in and pick up some goodies and talk to one of the greatest artist around today. You can check out his work atwww.dirtydonny.com just to see what you are in for. You will not wanna miss this!

More info to come!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=190419284348239